We are quickly approaching our 1 year anniversary of being in London. I have been trying to piece together my past and can not come-up with my life's adventures at this time last year.
Okay, yeah. I know I was trying to sell a house. I was trying to find a place to live in London via the internet/photos taken by my husband. I was selling half of everything I own. I was completing school admission papers and signing over my children's inheritance as an "application fee". I was trying to establish what necessities had to be stockpiled, i.e. Batman bandaids, swiffer refills, and taco seasoning mixes. I was also trying to sell a house.
Oh, did I mention that one already?
Yeah, well I realized I never got my commission for that one. Hmmmm.
I have also realized that my 15 year wedding anniversary is coming up this August. Well, double hmmmmmm.
I mentioned that fact out loud while wrestling with Andrew and his cleats last weekend. I mentioned it out loud so that the other peoples (that just might be somewhere within this vast 1,000 sq ft apartment) (yes, I finally measured it for myself) could hear it. I believe I am due.
Because it really
is all about
me.
The only response I got was after I repeated it again while standing in front of the "other peoples".
"Oh. Well maybe we could go to dinner or something."
Come again, bloke?
"I was thinking something much bigger than that, quite honestly John," I said.
"Oh Dad! I know!" said Andrew. "You could take her to Chik-Fil-A!"
"Andrew, now your talkin!," said John.
The sad part of this scenario is that I honestly would have, at that very moment in time, settled for a Chik-Fil-A sandwhich (OR maybe even a run to "The Bell"). We are sooooooo deprived of all things artery clogging over here. Now don't get me wrong; they still have their fair share of cardiac arrest inducing foods over here.......but nothing that tastes as good. (I honestly don't understand the idea of a dish called Toad in the Hole and can only imagine the caloric count of that one) But nonetheless, 3 soft tacos with the extra 15 cents for sour cream and 2 packets of mild sauce each, would certainly have sufficed at that very moment.
I guess the Big Burrito up in the sky must have felt my pain...............'cause guess what I found this morning.
Sitting in the corner of our local Panzer market I found this:

The first thing I said to myself, "Don't look at the price. Do. Not. Look. At. Price."
Then there was the selfish side of me that said, "Maybe I should just get a couple of them." "Just in case they run out."
Because just in case you weren't aware, there
is currently a shortage of
Ro*Tel tomatoes-in-a-can.Well, at least in London there is.
I think we will be having enchiladas for dinner.
That is if I can find the tortillas.